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by Max Thompson
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Humor
  • Author:
    Max Thompson
  • ISBN:
    1932461167
  • ISBN13:
    978-1932461169
  • Genre:
  • Publisher:
    Inkblot Books (November 12, 2008)
  • Pages:
    96 pages
  • Subcategory:
    Humor
  • Language:
  • FB2 format
    1485 kb
  • ePUB format
    1108 kb
  • DJVU format
    1770 kb
  • Rating:
    4.2
  • Votes:
    471
  • Formats:
    lrf lit lrf mobi


I love you Max the Cat! Great read. I'm owned by two kitties, JoJo the Lion and Cici Jane. I am one of those who are owned by a cat and this book made me laugh and think.

I love you Max the Cat! Great read. I can't imagine my life without my furry kids. I have only one issue, they catch a live mouse, play with it and play. Also I will never look at my toothbrush again the same way! lol. The contents of this book was funny and gave new perspective on cats behavior. Not a long read and I wished it had been longer, but all the same it had me laughing out loud and acknowledging the aptness of its descriptions of cats actions. liked the section where other cats "wrote in' and asked questions of the main feline.

People, you need help. For anyone who owns, or wants to own, a cat. Mr Thompson is a great translator for our cats. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read

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This is his gift to you, the people owned by cats because that's how generous he is. Specifications.

Learn More at LibraryThing. Max Thompson at LibraryThing.

complete with paw-drawn illustrations!

complete with paw-drawn illustrations! Done. Taken on November 24, 2008.

This is his gift to you, the People who are willingly owned by cats. Because that's how generous he is. Complete with paw-drawn illustrations!

People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home these cute little balls of fur and squeal with delight over how cute it is, declare your life to have Complete Meaning, and then get upset when your new Life's Purpose poops in the sink. You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth. Max "The Psychokitty" Thompson, a renowned expert on All Things Kitty, has decided to share the breadth of his wisdom and the depth of his knowledge garnered through many in-depth discussion with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the people owned by cats. A gift that will cost you less than $15...because that's how generous he is.

Phallozs Dwarfs
If you are expecting War and Peace, you won't get it. What you WILL get is a fun, snarky, intelligent book by a handsome man in black and white fur. I absolutely LOVE this book and have converted several "staff members" to the love of Max by recommending this book to them. Grab the book. Grab the crunchy treats the cat believes are for him/her (but are not). Find a comfy chair and put the cat ON your lap after removing him/her from the chair and prepare for a fantastic read. I'll say in advance, welcome to the Max fan club!
Maman
I couldn't help but burst out laughing......any cat's pet person will laugh REALLY loud when they recognize their own experiences with their cats. YOU WON'T HELP BUT BELLY LAUGH!!!!! This sure was a contagiously funny book from a cat's perspective. I had tears running out of my eyes, so other people said "Let ME SEE, Let ME SEE!!!!" Then it wouldn't take seconds until I heard others howling with laughter, also. If laughter is the best medicine, this book will be miraculous. I would love to buy sequels. There are millions of cat lovers and they can all relate in one way or another. Thank you, Mr Thompson, for making my whole body shake up like a martini. It felt so good, until my sides and mouth were hitting from cracking up too much. But, it sure was worth it!!!!
Akisame
What a hysterical book. I'll have to hide this from my cat, Alex. It would give him to many good ideas and he had already done some of these tidbits. LOL.,

I laughed so hard when I read about Max turning the light switches on and off. When Alex was a kitten, he loved to scare me after we had gone to bed by turning on the lights in my bedroom at 3am. He had figured out that it was great fun scare me. The first time it scared the s*** out of me! LOL He stopped after the third time that I threw a slipper at him. I guess it wasn't so fun after all. "With a wicked laugh "

I highly recommend this book. When I am waiting at the doctors, I pull out my Kindle for a good giggle.
Amhirishes
I kinda loved this book. I am one of those who are owned by a cat and this book made me laugh and think. Also I will never look at my toothbrush again the same way! lol. The contents of this book was funny and gave new perspective on cats behavior. Not a long read and I wished it had been longer, but all the same it had me laughing out loud and acknowledging the aptness of its descriptions of cats actions. liked the section where other cats "wrote in' and asked questions of the main feline.
Tat
Anything by this writer, through the eyes of Max is a great and funny read. I you have a cat, you can understand where he is coming from.
Cobyno
Loved the idea of the Rules. My cats (one at a time) loved to read, so when anyone was reading a book or a paper there was the cat sitting in the middle of the printed word. Loved the idea of toys, food feeding times, and much of the rest. RULE #1: Cat owns the house and the humans in it. For anyone who owns, or wants to own, a cat. Mr Thompson is a great translator for our cats.
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The story-and I love a good cat story-is good. There is of course, so much amusing and fun about these fur-people. Tone down the cussing, and this would have been an enjoyable read.
Anyone who owns a cat should read this book. And if u don't have a cat u will want one. I love my black and white cat prancer. Of course the books about a great black and white cat. I honestly can't remember the last v time I laughed so loud. My husband was reading over my shoulder and could not wait to get started on the book. Of course prancer had to rub against it the whole time. So funny and so relatable. It's a quick read and better then watching most sitcoms .